After a 13-year hiatus, the Northwest Arkansas Gridiron returns to the stage. Break a leg.
Act 1
“Alice in Gridironland”
Back in business — funny business, that is
The old folks and the underworld
“Another Gridiron, Another Show” ♫
Singing and dancing, sort of
The weapons of mirth depiction
“Cheaper by the Dozen and a Quarter” ♫
Will they ever confirm?
Jim Bob and Michelle hear from the kids.
The Duggars,/p>
“Touring the Clinton Library”
CEOs, FOBs and VIPs
Skip, Bill, Al and the Donors
“My Digital Things” ♫
Is that YOUR cell phone ringing?
The new Centurions
“Hillbilly Eye for the Vendor Guy”
Tips for the newcomer
The vendor and the Fab Five
“Information Overload”
Talk about special editions
The readers and the pundit
“Run, Run, Run” ♫
Houston, we have a problem
A few good men and their cheerleaders
“Candidate Roadshow”
Worth their weight in soft money
Janine, Todd and the hopefuls
“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”
A little second-hand spoof
Larry, Dale, Don, Julie, Karl and the diners
“General Womack”
Leading the charge
The returning mayor
“Look Honey, I Shrunk the Mayor”
No seconds for him
Jim, Rex and the tiny gov
“Survivor: The White House”
Who will be voted off the beltway?
Jane Pauley, Bush and family, Kerry and family, John the Lessor, Howard the Loud, Arnold the Lummox, Cheney the peacemaker, and Nader the Loser-Maker
“Class-Action Women’s Choir” ♫
It keeps growing, and growing, and growing
The singers and the toilers
Intermission
Act 2
“Timely News Update”
It’s been sold, of course, but it’s still bad.
Craig Cannonball and Deena Daylight, Dan Haggard, the Commentator and the Don
“Who Wants to Win $300 Million”
May I phone-a-Frank?
Regis, Chancellor and the lifelines
“Everything’s Up-to-Date in Benton County”
Paving the way to the 21st century
Pulaski lady and the Chamber of Commerce
“Rev. Ronnie and his Band of Saints” ♫
When Armani Ronnie comes marching in
Ronnie Floyd and the hooters
“Bella Vista CSI”
Clueless in retirement town
Bob Balfe, Andy Lee and his assistant, Mayor Coberly and the corpse
“The Last Undecided Voter”
A couple of Arkansas swingers
Elmer and Letitia Mae Stufflebeam
“White-Haired Devil” ♫
The coach’s lament
Nolan Richardson
“Here in Arkansas”
A difference of opinion
Papa Rap and the kids
“Hillary’s Song” ♫
Don’t cry for me, Arkansas
HRC
“Hee-Haw” ♫
Yuckin’ it up with Jim and Huck
Cast, crew and crazies
“Now It’s Over” ♫
We’re outta here…
The whole cast and caboodle